Joking For Ever

Walk as a gift,Talk as a gift,Impress as gift,Make a gift as you can finally you will get a gift called special gift....A joke is a question, short story, or depiction of a situation made with the intent of being humorous.Jokes are typically for the
entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".Jokes have been a part of human culture since at least 1900 BC.Currently known as Joke.
Currently believed to be the world's oldest known joke.

Horror Jokes

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves... 

What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up...

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats... 

Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
He only had one pupil...

Where There Is No Imagination
There Is No Horror.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately.

Never get into a car without first checking the back seat for occupants.

As a general rule, don't try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Do not accept/take anything from the dead. 

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